There's a reason every lyricist and creepy guy in human history uses the phrase "I want to get to know you" as a euphemism for "I want to have sex with you". The way someone bonks can tell you more about them than hours of lukewarm dinner conversation, and although each person-person pairing provides its own unique story, there are a couple of steadfast rules. Having said that, I appreciate that not every position means the same thing to every person. But even within the world of straight sex, maybe there are women out there who feel like they can't emotionally connect with their partner on a deep and spiritual level unless they're on all fours, getting taken from behind. So I didn't want to write about what your position predilections reveal without first enlisting three of my friends and three people I've had sex with I'm not currently speaking to the other three about their favourite sex position and what they thought it said about them.