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The very first indication that I was a lesbian was probably when I stared to develop schoolyard crushes on various fictitious female characters. I wanted to cause a ruckus with Spinelli from Recess Those boots? That jacket? Mmhmm and I hoped that Jasmine would take me on a magic carpet ride pun intended. My parents also started to worry about all the Xena: The Warrior Princess posters on my wall.
Top definition. General term for lesbian. Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.
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